Tagg Romney Denied Election Night Blowjob

The wife of Tagg Romney has reportedly refused to give the eldest son of Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney a blowjob following his father’s loss in tonight’s election.

After watching his father’s concession speech, Tagg retreated to his bedroom and asked his wife to console him:

“I was just feeling a little low,” Tagg explains “I thought maybe a nice little blumpkin would pick me up. So I asked her very¬†politely. I said ‘Honey, I really need this’ “

“She gave me a pitying look, and then slammed the door in my face. I don’t understand. I just don’t understand.”

However, Tagg’s wife Jennifer describes how she feels cheated by Mitt Romney’s loss:

“When I first met Tagg he told me my father-in-law was going to be President of the United States. We were going to have Easter in the Rose Garden, and ring in the New Year with celebrities and dignataries from around the world.”

“I’ve put a decade of my life into this relationship. I’ve given him six children. I’ve supported him and held his hand every step of the way.”

“And he’s failed to hold up his end of the bargin. Its a simple as that.”

Jennifer says for the sake of her children she will stay in the relationship, but the rules of the game have changed:

“I’m still his wife. And I’ll still perform my wifely duties. But I’m not gonna do that. Not anymore.”

“I don’t suck off losers.”

 

Watch: Douchebag Tagg Romney saying he wants to assault Obama:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zArTatM5VJI[/youtube]

 

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