Santorum Claims Homosexuals Stole Election

Former Pennsylvania Senator and GOP Presidential candidate Rick Santorum has claimed that a ‘homosexual cabal’ stole Tuesday’s presidential election.

The conservative catholic politician told CNN this morning that something about the official numbers “just didn’t add up” and was forced to draw the only obvious conclusion:

“I see the hand of the homosexual in this massive election fraud,” Santorum explained, “Romney was tied or leading in most polls before the election. And then he loses?… Homosexual dirty tricks. It’s is the only explanation that makes sense.”

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Santorum said he wasn’t sure how gay activists managed to steal a national election, but he’s confident they are capable of such a feat:

“Homosexuals aren’t like you and me. They don’t have respect for democracy. Your average homosexual has no moral compass whatsoever. If anyone is capable of this fraud, its them.”

“And homosexual kingpins like David Geffen, Elton John, and Tim Gill have all the money in the world to turn their dirty, filthy election schemes into reality. Geffen’s a billionaire, he could afford to put a man on the moon. Surely he could afford to pull off something like this.”

“It could have been a virus in the election machines. Gill knows a lot about computers. Or maybe they were just stuffing multiple big, long ballots deep inside eachother’s ballot-boxes  Who knows? But I know gays had the motive and means to steal this one for Obama.”

Santorum is one of the most notable anti-gay politicians in the United States. He has called homosexuality “immoral” and compared it to bestiality.


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