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Donald Trump: ‘I Have The Greatest Toenails In The History of Mankind”

Donald Trump claimed today that he his toenails were the best ever in the history of the human race. At...

Republicans Building Gun Range Inside Capitol Building

After sweeping the midterm elections, Republican Mitch McConnell of Kentucky announced today the construction of a 2,000-square-foot gun range in...

John McCain Calls for Invading Belgium

Arizona Sen. John McCain has called for the bombing and invasion of Belgium in retaliation for its 2-1 defeat of the United...

Gerhard Schroeder Buys Holiday Home in Crimea

Former German Chancellor Gerhard Schroeder has purchased a 1,250-square-meter holiday home in Crimea. According to a report in the Sevastopol Times, Schroeder bought...

Canada Legalizes Medicinal Cocaine

Canada became the first Western country to legalize the medicinal use of cocaine today. In a close 158-150 vote the House...

Bush to North Korea: ‘Bring It On’

Former U.S. President George W. Bush has challenged North Korea’s government and military to “Bring it on” and face the...

Colorless Green Ideas Found Sleeping Furiously

Researchers from Stanford University today announced the discovery of a cave in South America full of colorless green ideas. An entire...

Ann Coulter Refuses to Board Airplane With Black Pilot

Conservative commentator and author Ann Coulter refused to stay on board a Miami to New York commercial airline flight today...

Obama Names Woman as Chief Receptionist

The Obama administration reacted today to criticism over its lack of female faces in key cabinet appointments by naming a woman...

Conservapedia Declares Romney 45th President of U.S.

Despite his loss in the U.S. presidential election last night, online wiki Conservapedia has declared Republican Mitt Romney the 45th President of...

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