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Mitt Romney Considering Dropping Out, Buying Canada Instead
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March 28, 2012
Florida Rethinking “Shoot Blacks First” Law
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March 31, 2012
Vegetarianism ‘More Dangerous Than Smoking’
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April 1, 2012
U.S. Republicans In Push to Christianize Exoplanets
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April 15, 2012
Saudi Arabia Seriously Considering Allowing Women to Use Forks
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April 16, 2012
Drug Kingpins Thank U.S. Government at Annual Award Show
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April 23, 2012
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Muderers Pour Into North Dakota to Avoid Death Penalty
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April 27, 2012
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U.S. Republicans In Push to Christianize Exoplanets
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April 15, 2012
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Mitt Romney Considering Dropping Out, Buying Canada Instead
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March 28, 2012
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Florida Rethinking “Shoot Blacks First” Law
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March 31, 2012
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Saudi Arabia Seriously Considering Allowing Women to Use Forks
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April 16, 2012
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62% of Republicans Relieved Eastwood Didn’t Call Obama the N-Word
September 2, 2012
Steubenville Rapists To Be Released For Football Games
March 18, 2013
Malcolm Tucker Arrested For Profanity
September 8, 2012
Goodell Places $1.25 Million Bounty On Tom Brady’s Knees
September 9, 2015
Incoming Congressmen Accidentally Sworn In on Quran
January 6, 2015
Donald Trump: ‘I Have The Greatest Toenails In The History of Mankind”
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March 12, 2016
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Donald Trump In Critical Condition After Choking on Own Bullshit
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February 29, 2016
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Groupon Hires Its First Accountant
Grover Norquist Expatriates to Somalia
Catholic Church Considering Jerry Sandusky as Next Pope
Nate Silver Predicts Scarbourugh Remains An Asshole
Obamacare Death Panel Orders First Execution
Kanye Scores 106 Points Against Wheelchair Basketball Team
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